Ottignies-Louvain-la-Neuve
11 December 2017

On the train from Luxembourg to Brussels, there is no plug points, extremely scanty mobile reception, and you cannot buy so much as a cup of tea. In fact, according to the conductor: ‘You can buy nothing on this train. No food, no drink. There is nothing on this train. Not on any train. Not in the whole kingdom!’

There! You have been duly warned.